I feel bad for the girls who are stuck in the illusion that they are cool and different because they have so many guy friends who pay attention to them. News flash: you are not some precious, unique snowflake. You are not “one of the guys.” Nope, you’re an attention whore. You thrive off the attention and the knowing that they want to get in your pants (although you deny it, they’re more like BROTHERS, amirite). There’s little more to you than an empty husk of a female with a vaginal attachment.

Just found out my grandma is in the E.R. & its Christmas Eve. But I know she will be taken care of because FAITH is in me and God is by my side

This is not a post bashing religion. We are all entitled to our beliefs. But fucking-a, give the hospital staff some fucking credit. They’d rather be with their families this Christmas, but what are they doing? Keeping your grandma the fuck alive. Oh, and a shout out to fucking SCIENCE. Seriously, it’s shit like this. I’m all for faith, but blind faith and tunnel vision? Come on.

/unfriend and Merry Christmas.